LG U960: UGLY

The LG U960 is big, black, and uncool. There might be some who think this phone probably is the best thing given from the mobile communications gods but they are way wrong!

The looks of this phone make you think that this is something aliens would have used. Even with the best of LG cell phone accessories, nothing will ever make this phone look good. It's hideous! Sure the LG U960 has all the features I will ever need (very enticing features, mind you) but I want a mobile phone, not a Transformer. If somebody asks me to if I want to trade my handy Samsung E250 with this monster, I would gladly do it so I can smash this abberation from LG. That's one less ugly mobile phone to worry about. I mean, come on. Who would ever want this phone? Even though my grandmother has repeatedly replaced her cell phone batteries for her Nokia, I know she'd still prefer the Nokia over this ugly from LG.

Maybe that was harsh so let me say that again: I WANT THIS PHONE!!!